Voetballers Bohemian Rhapsody

In Engeland verzinnen ze af en toe de gekste dingen, gewoon omdat ze zo voetbalgek zijn. Zo heeft een zekere Teletext Alex een versie van Bohemian Rhapsody van Queen gemaakt met alleen maar voetbalnamen.

Teletext Alex mocht zijn versie van het nummer bij de BBC ten gehore brengen. Hiervan is ook een filmpje beschikbaar.

Maar beter nog, een YouTube gebruiker met teveel vrije tijd heeft er zelfs de foto's van de voetballers nog ondergeplakt. Wat je dan krijgt, zie je hier. Een echte meezinger!

Gelukkig hebben we ook de complete tekst!

Is this the real life? TWISS FISH MCGREAL CRUYFF

Is this just fantasy? TWISS FISH BUSST MANN LUZHNY

Caught in a landslide VOGTS RIMMER BRAND HYDE

No escape from reality YEO JESS TAIT SONG MCGREAL GUTI

Open your eyes BOPP PEN ALPAY

Look up to the skies and see COOK JUPP PUGH KERR DAEI PRESSLEY

Im just a poor boy, I need no sympathy HAIM BUSST IPOUA ROY DAEI REID YEO GYNN MATHIE

Because I’m easy come, easy go MEE GOSS HAIM GEE LEE BUNN GEE LEE YEO

A little high, little low BA LYTTLE DAEIL LYTTLE YEO

Anyway the wind blows DANI FAYE KERR BLIND KLOSE

Doesn’t really matter to me COUSINS SEALEY MATHERS PUGH GEE

To me PUGH GEE

Mama, just killed a man PALMER BUSST FRIEL HAMANN

Put a gun against his head POTTER BUNN MCCOIST TWISS FRED

Pulled my trigger, now he’s dead GOULD CARRAGHER HOWE PREECE STEAD

Mama, life had just begun PALMER CRUYFF STEAD BUSST GEE GUNN

But now I’ve gone and thrown it all away BUTT HOWE HYDE JOHN SAND BROWN GRITT BALL ALPAY

Mama, ooo LAMA PUGH

Didn’t mean to make you cry GITTENS BREEN PUGH LAKE GREW FREI

If I’m not back again this time tomorrow DIOUF HAIM WATT JACK, FAGAN, TWISS, GRIMES PUGH MORROW

Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters BARRY LONG BARRY LONG SMITH DUFF GYNN SEALEY MATHERS

Too late, my time has come PUGH PATES TUGAY RANSOME

Sends shivers down my spine BENT CHIVERS BROWN DAEI VINE

Body’s aching all the time DODD REECE HAY KING BALL KERR VINE

Goodbye everybody. I’ve got to go WOOD FREI D’AVRAY COTTEE HYDE GUTI LOWE

Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth POTTER HEATH PUGH BALL LEE HEINZE CASE KERR HUTH

Mama, ooo BRAMMER PUGH

I don’t want to die DAEI BRUNT HUNT PUGH FREI

I sometimes wish I’d never been born at all! DAEI BUNN GRIMES FISH HYDE WEBBER BREEN HORNE PLATT BALL I see a little silhouetto of a man FACEY BA LYTTLE SILVA ETO HUTH HAMANN

Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango? DIARRA BRUCE DIARRA BRUCE BRILL KANU HAMANN BRANCO

Thunderbolt and lightning, very very frightening me YOUNG KERR HOULT SAND BRIGHT KING VIEIRA VIERI FREI LING LEE

Galileo, galileo BAILEY MAYO

Galileo, galileo BAILEY MAYO

Galileo figaro-magnifico BAILEY MAYO FIGO LAW HAGI ZICO

But I’m just a poor boy and nobody loves me BUTT HAIM BASTOCK LAW ROY YEO MOODY GROVES LEE

He’s just a poor boy from a poor family PREECE BASTOCK MOORE ROY SONG IPOUA MORALEE

Spare him his life from this monstrosity CLARE GYNN TWISS CRUYFF SONG TWISS LONG ROSS GUTI

Easy come easy go, will you let me go CISSE DUNNE CISSE YEO HILL PUGH BETT LEE YEO

Bismillah! No, we will not let you go. Let him go TWISS MILLER YEO GEE HILL WATT BETT PUGH YEO - BETT WYNNE YEO

Bismillah! We will not let you go. Let him go TWISS MILLER LEE HILL WATT BETT PUGH YEO - BETT WYNNE YEO

Bismillah! We will not let you go. Let me go TWISS MILLER LEE HILL WATT BETT PUGH YEO - BETT LEE YEO

Will not let you go. Let me go HILL WATT BETT PUGH YEO - BETT GEE YEO

Will not let you go. Let me go HILL WATT BETT PUGH YEO - BETT GEE YEO

No, no, no, no, no, no, no ROWE FLO CROWE YEO LOWE PYO DEFOE

Mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go

BRAMMER FEAR BRAMMER FEAR BETT LEE CROWE

Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me FRIEL LEBOUEF CASPER NEVILLE BUSST BA HYDE GORRE LEE GORRE LEE GORRE LEE

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye? LOWE PUGH LINKE PUGH LAHM STONE LEE SAND GRITT GYNN LI TIE

So you think you can love me and leave me to die? LOWE PUGH LINKE PUGH LAHM LOVE LEE SAND GREAVES LEE TUGAY

Oh baby, can’t do this to me, baby YEO DAVEY DURRANT PUGH TWISS PUGH LEE DAVEY

Just gotta get out. Just gotta get right outta here BUSST POTTER BETTS KUYT BUSST POTTER BETTS RIDEOUT KINNEAR

Nothing really matters DUFF LING SEALEY MATHERS

Anyone can see BENNI MCCARTHY

Nothing really matters, nothing really matters to me DUFF LING SEALEY MATHERS DUFF LING SEALEY MATHERS PUGH GEE

Any way the wind blows… DANI FAYE KERR BLIND KLOSE

Ik stel voor om in Nederland hetzelfde te doen met een Nederlands lied. Ik zet in op: 'Heb je even voor mij?' wordt dan: 'Hersi Elia Vermeer?'....